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Dad I'm Gay

by Alaskan Bull Worm

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Dad I'm Gay 03:53
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At last, At last, we’re together now We held onto memories That kept us down Now you see the way I’m dreaming You can’t take me down Dancing behind my pace quickens You turn around and my blood thickens My cock dangling to enjoy your butt It’s time to fuck so give me your rock I have a little gift inside of me for you You’ll feel it’s power surge When I release my goo This is the choice I have made For my life This is who I am Dad i’m gay This is my life You won’t choose for me Back in the club dancing up Feel all these booties on my nub Looking around to find the one A man who’s not afraid to use a glove Go back to my place and have a little fun I’ll bend over and he’ll fist my bum And if he holds me afterwards Then I’ll know it’s true love This is the choice I have made For my life This is who I am Dad i’m gay
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Map It Out 03:02
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Of all the things I've ever spoke No lies were made if only jokes Pretending now you'd understand  Your life is lost beneath the sand  My curving faucets spray your noose  I'm running wild I've been set loose  Bring on your shit, your lies, your greed This is the last you'll see of me  And how you believe it? The only way you see it  Remember all those feelings You lost along the way Now you've got it in  And now you it want out  Isn't this what you wanted  Isn't this what it's all about  But now you know you've fucked up Your stuck inside your hole Well it ain't my fault fucker That's just how it goes  If we can't move on Then our futures gone  The past remains but it's only graves  Now you see What life could be  If only we could survive ourselves  Does it piss you off, does it piss you off? That I don’t care Break down what you perceive Simple minded fuck I’ve got nothing to hold me down No fucking Peer review Find your own way out You found your own way here Everything was offered But you didn’t want it I don’t want you to complain I don’t want to wipe any tears Why don’t you just fuck off You take it from here!
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Trans Bathroom 02:22
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Alright everybody you better go and check under the bathroom stalls there might be a pedophile here we go! Check underneath, then check above A pedophile is looking for a chance to make love They don't use a van! Not anymore! They're going to the bathroom at the store! Broad daylight they don't care! Hiding who they are in different underwear! They're coming for you and they're coming for me! It's the only explanation, why can't you see? They're coming for you, for you, for you! They're coming for me! They're different from you, from you, from you! They're different from me! Run for your life! The Transgenders are coming! They got you in their sights! They're so unnatural! Run for your life! They just molest children! Lock your stalls tight! I know for a fact! They're going to the restroom! Jesus has my back! Gonna kick in your stall! Transgenders are evil! Flush you down the toilet! They're not even people! Then they'll make you suck their balls! We've got to spread the truth, this is the only real issue! They're gonna take our country away! And then they're gonna turn us into the gays! They're different from you, from you, from you! They're different from me, from me, from me! AND THAT'S WHY THEY SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF ME!
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The Sensitive Side 03:03
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Don’t you dare Don’t you dare Don’t you dare Don’t you dare You burn your own fires Still you blame the wood As the desert sky awakening But you never could Try Burn out the light You look To kill the light You’re leaving Don’t you dare Don’t you dare Don’t you dare Don’t you dare Don’t you even think To show your face I hope someday You kill yourself Don’t you dare Don’t you dare Don’t you dare Don’t you dare You’ll find you’re nothing in this place You’ll lose it, You’ll lose it Lose it I got a letter Says you are dead Buried in the sand Bullet in your head
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Machine Man 04:58
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It's incredible to know  How far down your life will go If you follow those who never show You'll be falling down that hole  Machine man you can't escape him Throbbing alibi there's no mistaking  The past for present the present inside A god gone queefing to rot out your eyes  A scientist made a man He had a dildo for a hand He used it to please the town but then The husbands got jealous They kicked him out from the town And the kingdom bullied him around They put up signs that he burn But he knew that one day he would return Return to the village he did When he stepped through the gates all the children hid They want to mess with the machine man The man who has a dildo for a hand Can you give me a hand she said  Oh Give me a hand my good man Oooh Give me a hand she said Her name was Jennifer She liked this Machine Man cause he pleased her Even though she was married She didn’t consider the risk All the dudes in the village got together All the testosterone in one place They vowed to kill the Machine Man Put his dildo right through his face You’d better get ready for this He’s gonna fight for Jennifer You’d better get ready for this He’s gonna fight for his honor   The battle went on for hours So many people were killed Machine man fought for Jennifer But it's her blood that's about to be spilled  Machine man you've got to save Jennifer Her husband crazy and trying to murder her You've got court her as your lass And stick your dildo up her husbands ass  He ran up he punched him down Threw Jennifer's husband six feet in the ground True love never felt so true Machine man saved his honey boo Yeah, he gave her a hand that good man Ooh Gave her a hand that man He did Gave her a hand Machine Man He had a dildo for a hand
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Neck Breaker 03:53
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From over here to over there I got the toughest rhymes in this atmosphere You think you're tonight but I know you ain't That's why you bought a truck to compensate  Oh did that hurt little miss bitchy? Hit too close to home so you gonna start stitchin’ Together a plan to make this man fall down  Some news for you son I've got the fucking sound That makes the bitches suck when I bust my nut Drinkin’ holy water sun down to sun up I don't even need to talk my self up the dragon in my pants is more than enough  Gotta hit the right spot Got him in the right spot In your scrotum I’m punching your nuts bitch Stand up and stop letting me hit this Gotta hit the right spot Got him in the right spot I’m not playing I’ll take you down I’ll rip out your balls and throw them around   Let's get one thing supa straight I am the master of you Therefore I dictate  You follow my orders everything is okay you go behind my back I will fuck up your day You think just because this boy is soft You got nothing to fear he's just poppin off Well listen hear little Betsy boo I don't watch the lead fly I'm not like you  I kill what I see fuckin leave the meat Throw down so your boys can feast at my feet When they eat you I hope they skip the heart  So they don't turn into the pussy you are  I’m from another place Another side of town If you don’t mess with me Nothing will go down But the minute I find out you’ve been talking shit I’ll be at your door And boy it’ll get lit Gotta hit the right spot Got him in the right spot In your scrotum I’m punching your nuts bitch Stand up and stop letting me hit this Gotta hit the right spot Got him in the right spot I’m not playing I’ll take you down I’ll rip out your balls and throw them around All this talk Nothing to show Where the fuck Did you think this would go? And now you’re here In front of me In front of the world What’s it gonna be? You gotta move You gotta choose Are you who you say your are? Take the swing man Just alittle a bitch Just a little man All talk, no show That’s how it goes Just little a bitch Just a little man All talk, no show That’s how it goes
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It's Just Affection 02:43
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I’m alone tonight I’m looking for some love from your boobs Brush across my face Let me be embraced I know it’s what we should do
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Rambuzel's Truth 04:11
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It’s alright for me to blow it And it’s alright for me to show And it’s alright for you to lose it And it’s alright to know I Sat by the river thought of you Feelings now make me feel so blue If it helps at least we tried It’s loves way of saying that it’s okay We held our hands then we broke away Now all that’s left is me A little bit of my heart is still in you As water breaks a part of me does too I’m not over you Azmeralda I’ll never stop loving you Darling girl Someday I swear It’s you and me Meant to be We’re gonna have a 100 babies Even have a car or two Even though i’m an orc I’m gonna marry you When even thing seemed so bright in life You walked off and took my light Now I’m left with the darkness How is that fair what you left me All these bills And two babies I guess single dads get no sympathy I don’t need you I never did My true love I always hid Now you’re gone and I’m still here At least i have my freedom near I’m stronger than ever before I’m glad you walked out the door I’m over you Azmeralda I’m glad you left my life Now i can give all these boys Your favorite knife Stick it in them make them scream At least theres one person in my life I can please
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Diarrhea Shin Split 01:51
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I’m not writing this down
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I Love Rum 03:31
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The sky above is blue I’m sure that’s no surprise to you Laying out beneath the sun A golden tan that’s what I want Big coconuts and small bikinis This is the view that pleases my weenie Forgetting the troubles of this world The ice in my glass begins to swirl Rum I love Rum I love Rum I really Love Rum Rum I love Rum I love Rum I really Love Rum If you want to be a pirate If you want to get all the babes Then just lay back and take a swig It’ll have you feeling like a king Rum I love Rum I love Rum I really Love Rum Rum I love Rum I love Rum I really Love Rum Hey hey hey hey hey heyyy(or arrrr whichever you prefer <3) Rum I love Rum I love Rum I really Love Rum Rum I love Rum I love Rum I really Love Rum Rum I love Rum I love Rum I really Love Rum Rum I love Rum I love Rum I really Love Rum Rum is great
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Rum Monkey 04:43
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Instrumental (Just Dance)
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Home World 01:45
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I don’t remember I’ll never play it live so who cares Total filler song. Yep
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Urrza 07:45
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they...were legend..... they lived for centuries... they were gods... separated from themselves.. now they return to be complete again.... they were legend... they were... urru of the working plow correlations between the stone and sand we bow'd to the self of abundance the timeth between our separation we bestow the power of the crystal upon thee thra hold it to thy bosom be not afraid find thy lighteth and harken the purple sun conjunctions of bones bones to overthroweth bone smoker your wisdom hath not been lost our broken backs repeat in muddleth memory taint'd with forgetfulness the garden weeps f'r our returneth oh master ye are of the stars though anon thou speaketh nay words your mind holds the answers to this war this war of enteral struggle on this marcheth amongst the rocks thou hide between the sand thou riddle the lies of loss spiraling down thy spine oh thy crook'd back how thou still march this war enteral urrza urrza

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released June 17, 2016

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Alaskan Bull Worm Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

The comedy outfit known as ABW brings everything they've got with songs about all matters, like drinking mead and coming out to your dad.

Offensive To The Ears & Abrasive To The Mind.

Resilient to critics, stamina unyielding, full of piss and vigor. ... more

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