Dad I'm Gay

by Alaskan Bull Worm

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released June 17, 2016

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Track Name: Dad I'm Gay
At last,
At last, we’re together now
We held onto memories
That kept us down
Now you see the way I’m dreaming
You can’t take me down

Dancing behind my pace quickens
You turn around and my blood thickens
My cock dangling to enjoy your butt
It’s time to fuck so give me your rock
I have a little gift inside of me for you
You’ll feel it’s power surge
When I release my goo

This is the choice I have made
For my life
This is who I am
Dad i’m gay

This is my life
You won’t choose for me

Back in the club dancing up
Feel all these booties on my nub
Looking around to find the one
A man who’s not afraid to use a glove
Go back to my place and have a little fun
I’ll bend over and he’ll fist my bum
And if he holds me afterwards
Then I’ll know it’s true love

This is the choice I have made
For my life
This is who I am
Dad i’m gay
Track Name: Map It Out
Of all the things I've ever spoke
No lies were made if only jokes
Pretending now you'd understand 
Your life is lost beneath the sand 
My curving faucets spray your noose 
I'm running wild
I've been set loose 
Bring on your shit, your lies, your greed
This is the last you'll see of me 

And how you believe it?
The only way you see it 
Remember all those feelings
You lost along the way

Now you've got it in 
And now you it want out 
Isn't this what you wanted 
Isn't this what it's all about 
But now you know you've fucked up
Your stuck inside your hole
Well it ain't my fault fucker
That's just how it goes 

If we can't move on
Then our futures gone 
The past remains but it's only graves 
Now you see
What life could be 
If only we could survive ourselves 

Does it piss you off, does it piss you off?
That I don’t care

Break down what you perceive
Simple minded fuck
I’ve got nothing to hold me down
No fucking
Peer review

Find your own way out
You found your own way here
Everything was offered
But you didn’t want it
I don’t want you to complain
I don’t want to wipe any tears
Why don’t you just fuck off
You take it from here!
Track Name: Trans Bathroom
Alright everybody you better go and check under the bathroom stalls
there might be a pedophile
here we go!

Check underneath, then check above
A pedophile is looking for a chance to make love
They don't use a van! Not anymore!
They're going to the bathroom at the store!

Broad daylight they don't care!
Hiding who they are in different underwear!
They're coming for you and they're coming for me!
It's the only explanation, why can't you see?
They're coming for you, for you, for you!
They're coming for me!
They're different from you, from you, from you!
They're different from me!

Run for your life!
The Transgenders are coming!
They got you in their sights!
They're so unnatural!
Run for your life!
They just molest children!
Lock your stalls tight!


I know for a fact!
They're going to the restroom!
Jesus has my back!
Gonna kick in your stall!
Transgenders are evil!
Flush you down the toilet!
They're not even people!
Then they'll make you suck their balls!

We've got to spread the truth, this is the only real issue!
They're gonna take our country away!
And then they're gonna turn us into the gays!
They're different from you, from you, from you!
They're different from me, from me, from me!

AND THAT'S WHY THEY SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF ME!
Track Name: The Sensitive Side
Don’t you dare
Don’t you dare
Don’t you dare
Don’t you dare

You burn your own fires
Still you blame the wood
As the desert sky awakening
But you never could

Try
Burn out the light
You look
To kill the light
You’re leaving

Don’t you dare
Don’t you dare
Don’t you dare
Don’t you dare

Don’t you even think
To show your face

I hope someday
You kill yourself

Don’t you dare
Don’t you dare
Don’t you dare
Don’t you dare

You’ll find you’re nothing in this place
You’ll lose it, You’ll lose it
Lose it

I got a letter
Says you are dead
Buried in the sand
Bullet in your head
Track Name: Machine Man
It's incredible to know 
How far down your life will go
If you follow those who never show
You'll be falling down that hole 
Machine man you can't escape him
Throbbing alibi there's no mistaking 
The past for present the present inside
A god gone queefing to rot out your eyes 

A scientist made a man
He had a dildo for a hand
He used it to please the town but then
The husbands got jealous
They kicked him out from the town
And the kingdom bullied him around
They put up signs that he burn
But he knew that one day he would return

Return to the village he did
When he stepped through the gates all the children hid
They want to mess with the machine man
The man who has a dildo for a hand

Can you give me a hand she said 
Oh
Give me a hand my good man
Oooh
Give me a hand she said

Her name was Jennifer
She liked this Machine Man cause he pleased her
Even though she was married
She didn’t consider the risk
All the dudes in the village got together
All the testosterone in one place
They vowed to kill the Machine Man
Put his dildo right through his face

You’d better get ready for this
He’s gonna fight for Jennifer
You’d better get ready for this
He’s gonna fight for his honor

 
The battle went on for hours
So many people were killed
Machine man fought for Jennifer
But it's her blood that's about to be spilled 

Machine man you've got to save Jennifer
Her husband crazy and trying to murder her
You've got court her as your lass
And stick your dildo up her husbands ass 

He ran up he punched him down
Threw Jennifer's husband six feet in the ground
True love never felt so true
Machine man saved his honey boo

Yeah, he gave her a hand that good man
Ooh
Gave her a hand that man
He did
Gave her a hand
Machine Man
He had a dildo for a hand
Track Name: Neck Breaker
From over here to over there I got the toughest rhymes in this atmosphere
You think you're tonight but I know you ain't
That's why you bought a truck to compensate 
Oh did that hurt little miss bitchy?
Hit too close to home so you gonna start stitchin’
Together a plan to make this man fall down 
Some news for you son I've got the fucking sound
That makes the bitches suck when I bust my nut
Drinkin’ holy water sun down to sun up
I don't even need to talk my self up the dragon in my pants is more than enough 

Gotta hit the right spot
Got him in the right spot

In your scrotum I’m punching your nuts bitch
Stand up and stop letting me hit this

Gotta hit the right spot
Got him in the right spot

I’m not playing I’ll take you down
I’ll rip out your balls and throw them around
 
Let's get one thing supa straight I am the master of you
Therefore I dictate 
You follow my orders everything is okay you go behind my back
I will fuck up your day
You think just because this boy is soft
You got nothing to fear he's just poppin off
Well listen hear little Betsy boo
I don't watch the lead fly I'm not like you 
I kill what I see fuckin leave the meat
Throw down so your boys can feast at my feet
When they eat you I hope they skip the heart 
So they don't turn into the pussy you are 
I’m from another place
Another side of town
If you don’t mess with me
Nothing will go down
But the minute I find out you’ve been talking shit
I’ll be at your door
And boy it’ll get lit

Gotta hit the right spot
Got him in the right spot

In your scrotum I’m punching your nuts bitch
Stand up and stop letting me hit this

Gotta hit the right spot
Got him in the right spot

I’m not playing I’ll take you down
I’ll rip out your balls and throw them around

All this talk
Nothing to show
Where the fuck
Did you think this would go?

And now you’re here
In front of me
In front of the world
What’s it gonna be?

You gotta move
You gotta choose
Are you who you say your are?
Take the swing man

Just alittle a bitch
Just a little man
All talk, no show
That’s how it goes

Just little a bitch
Just a little man
All talk, no show
That’s how it goes
Track Name: It's Just Affection
I’m alone tonight
I’m looking for some love from your boobs
Brush across my face
Let me be embraced
I know it’s what we should do
Track Name: Rambuzel's Truth
It’s alright for me to blow it
And it’s alright for me to show
And it’s alright for you to lose it
And it’s alright to know

I Sat by the river thought of you
Feelings now make me feel so blue
If it helps at least we tried

It’s loves way of saying that it’s okay
We held our hands then we broke away
Now all that’s left is me

A little bit of my heart is still in you
As water breaks a part of me does too

I’m not over you Azmeralda
I’ll never stop loving you
Darling girl
Someday
I swear
It’s you and me
Meant to be

We’re gonna have a 100 babies
Even have a car or two
Even though i’m an orc
I’m gonna marry you

When even thing seemed so bright in life
You walked off and took my light
Now I’m left with the darkness

How is that fair what you left me
All these bills
And two babies
I guess single dads get no sympathy

I don’t need you I never did
My true love I always hid
Now you’re gone and I’m still here
At least i have my freedom near

I’m stronger than ever before
I’m glad you walked out the door

I’m over you Azmeralda
I’m glad you left my life
Now i can give all these boys
Your favorite knife

Stick it in them make them scream
At least theres one person in my life
I can please
Track Name: Diarrhea Shin Split
I’m not writing this down
Track Name: I Love Rum
The sky above is blue
I’m sure that’s no surprise to you
Laying out beneath the sun
A golden tan that’s what I want

Big coconuts and small bikinis
This is the view that pleases my weenie
Forgetting the troubles of this world
The ice in my glass begins to swirl

Rum I love Rum I love Rum I really Love Rum
Rum I love Rum I love Rum I really Love Rum

If you want to be a pirate
If you want to get all the babes
Then just lay back and take a swig
It’ll have you feeling like a king

Rum I love Rum I love Rum I really Love Rum
Rum I love Rum I love Rum I really Love Rum

Hey hey hey hey hey heyyy(or arrrr whichever you prefer <3)

Rum I love Rum I love Rum I really Love Rum
Rum I love Rum I love Rum I really Love Rum
Rum I love Rum I love Rum I really Love Rum
Rum I love Rum I love Rum I really Love Rum

Rum is great
Track Name: Rum Monkey
Instrumental (Just Dance)
Track Name: Home World
I don’t remember I’ll never play it live so who cares
Total filler song. Yep
Track Name: Urrza
they...were legend..... they lived for centuries... they were gods... separated from themselves.. now they return to be complete again.... they were legend... they were... urru
of the working plow
correlations between the stone and sand
we bow'd to the self of abundance
the timeth between our separation
we bestow the power of the crystal
upon thee thra
hold it to thy bosom
be not afraid
find thy lighteth and harken the purple sun
conjunctions of bones
bones to overthroweth
bone smoker
your wisdom hath not been lost
our broken backs
repeat in muddleth memory
taint'd with forgetfulness
the garden weeps f'r our returneth
oh master ye are of the stars
though anon thou speaketh nay words
your mind holds the answers to this war
this war of enteral struggle
on this marcheth
amongst the rocks thou hide
between the sand thou riddle the lies of loss
spiraling down thy spine
oh thy crook'd back
how thou still march
this war enteral

urrza urrza