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Ugthar Firestorm - The Embargo Of Mead

by Ugthar Firestorm

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RJ Ugthar is back! Great riffs, excellent production, and a lot of fun. Put this one on, grab a drink, and raise it high! Favorite track: Math And Science.
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Encircled by starlight Finding new path I awaken to the sight of life All it has to offer Grip yourself You're alive And life is happening If all you live for is a substance Then you're already dead Breathe in the air Become your higher self Connect with the earth The essence of life My soul amongst titans of rebirth Beyond this known spectrum of sound Third Eye Opening
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I was once a human Once a mortal god Now resurrected by a wizard and his dog Sent to complete a journey To beat one at the game The game played for centuries You will know the name Ugthar Firestorm Fuckin it up with his big dick and his big sword He's crushing skulls and making the women ooze To forge a new path One must determine the worth of peasant lives They have no worth Fire Ball Lightning Bolt Frost Spike Apple Throw These new skills have come to me So I can do whatever I need Poison Spit Giant Dick Orgasm blast to unweary clits Powerful I am now Time to take the government down Back on the warpath ready to go To the capital city take the throne Free the people and unleash hell Drink some mead and Lift the Embargo
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The mead has run dry in these evil days The stores are emptied of all supply Controlled by the greedy few Leaving the rest poor and thirsty They die upon the sword for a drop of the holy drink They flood the streets to search for one last bottle I’ve witness the fall of kings and the rise of tyrants A taxation of life, time, purpose All meaning now behind an embargo of lies Ships at the docks, ships out of the shore Barrels of light, life and joy To enter this arena surely means death But I’ve died before Pulled out of eternal rest for this quest A quest for mead, glory and blood I walk this uneven road To a kingdom filled with demons devils and hate What evil would dry the world of drink?
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Great walls high above Towers cloaked in clouds Resounding bells tearing through the air Flags of every color wave THE FOUNTAINS FULL AND PLENTY A THOUSAND STATUES IDOLS AND GODS AND YET The fountains full and plenty A thousand statues idols and gods and yet The tavern here is empty The people are dying in the streets There has never been more sorrow anguish grief Lead by the hand into a secret tunnel Underneath Honey Sip tavern lies the fire Barrels of oak and willow Soaking beers meads and rums 300 gold to sip just one Times are hard but I will not pay Draw my sword and let the blood spray Take my fill, fill me need I am overcome by golden mead Take to the streets with my might hand Sword drawn shining I will rule this land The giver of life The consciousness creator Mead is Mead will always be Free the barrels from the underground cellar Give to the people so they can feel better This is a revolution
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A tax must be placed to keep all in line A written ledger of trade to produce shipments on time Control the mean control the people This council will profit from their evil None stand against these crooked ways We used to drink thousands of barrels everyday Now in this twisted court sobriety is the final word A price to high for one to contend If we cannot drink we might as well be dead Forged upon doctrines of order and society Lies corruption and darkened piety none escape this tyrants rule An embargo in place to give power to the few trade routes routed past the hills Gates closed and rivers filled No travel across the land with tax paid by gold in hand Supplies in demand but who is in command? No sovereign sight to keep these snakes in line Are mead has vanished Our people die We must rise We must defy We will rectify The blight you hold so high
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Back in a tavern secret and darkened Light by candles I stole from the market I drink what is left in these dying city Some drink called wine, it’s pretty shitty The beer is stale sour and dark No liquid honey to fill my heart Fading away I dream of a time A farther quest in the back of my mind Rumors of a revolution to take this kingdom back Lift the embargo and toss em back The streets flood with peasants and nobles alike Something has happening this very night The shipyard is on fire
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Barrels fall to the bottom of the bay The rest are on fire Pirates without jobs is a sad sight indeed But not as sad as a pirate without mead The revolution begins The people take to the tower
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We rise as one We rebel to get drunk Take the gates as peasants die Throats cut up while arrows fly Unprepared the chaos thickens I use my magic to push some skulls in Mighty sword due your duty Cut the cock of this man Another victim on my path to mead These lives mean nothing to me Circle the lower gate Set it on fire Oil and flame Guards melted to their iron frames Pirates rush in starting a mess Looking for rum and lost treasure chests Running through the streets exposing their cockles Killing guards and entering the brothels The tower stairs climb high angry and stupid the people fill in pushing and shoving Falling from the stories like rats Cut my way through to the top One by one they all fall down Pirates guards peasants splat with bloody sounds Nearer I am to the final tier Where my destiny is met and I can have a beer The council chamber I have arrived So you think you can stop time I am divine Brought to life with a magic rune I am your doom Cutting away the slime and deceit one by one they fall to my feet Covered in blood I conquer I wear the crown The papers burned the trade released The land rejoices in a drunken peace
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To the shore I find a charter to lands unknown The pirates agree to take me An almost peaceful place My prize kept was thirty barrels of golden mead from the chambers of blotharia Where does my destiny now lie? The past behind me Another life Drink with me And I’ll drink with you Sail with me And I’ll watch you do it Take me to lands unseen So I can quest for more Mead Pirate drinking party Chug chug chug cough Fill your mouth with mead or rum Drink until you think you’re done The throw back another one Lets get drunk Before the ship embarks Ugthar feels a pull at his alcohol ridden heart A light from a ruined tower on the near by shore calls him He approaches As I wait To send him on his final journey His journey amongst the stars
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You're reality has changed Nothing remains the same Visions of reality Cascading from the portal of time You hold the key To the gates of infinity So why? Fear Time At all Over the world Beyond the stars Overcoming the statistics One with the universe We turn the clocks to no avail It's keeps moving Yet we do not run Quietly bleeding into the ground The time keeper bids you tell Tell the tale You've spun with spells Mysteries of life Profound and innocent Keeping the lines crosses And seething Awake your higher self Overcoming the statistics One with the universe We turn the clocks to no avail It's keeps moving We are all illuminated All the numbers pass the screen The wall between life and death I am aware of everything (All the answers sought) Third Eye Opening ...... the signs light the skies, destiny provides the gateway to space and time...
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released May 22, 2020

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Alaskan Bull Worm Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

The comedy outfit known as ABW brings everything they've got with songs about all matters, like drinking mead and coming out to your dad.

Offensive To The Ears & Abrasive To The Mind.

Resilient to critics, stamina unyielding, full of piss and vigor.
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