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Through The Ether
02:35
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Encircled by starlight
Finding new path
I awaken to the sight of life
All it has to offer
Grip yourself
You're alive
And life is happening
If all you live for is a substance
Then you're already dead
Breathe in the air
Become your higher self
Connect with the earth
The essence of life
My soul amongst titans of rebirth
Beyond this known spectrum of sound
Third Eye Opening
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I was once a human
Once a mortal god
Now resurrected by a wizard and his dog
Sent to complete a journey
To beat one at the game
The game played for centuries
You will know the name
Ugthar Firestorm
Fuckin it up with his big dick and his big sword
He's crushing skulls and making the women ooze
To forge a new path
One must determine the worth of peasant lives
They have no worth
Fire Ball
Lightning Bolt
Frost Spike
Apple Throw
These new skills have come to me
So I can do whatever I need
Poison Spit
Giant Dick
Orgasm blast to unweary clits
Powerful I am now
Time to take the government down
Back on the warpath ready to go
To the capital city take the throne
Free the people and unleash hell
Drink some mead and
Lift the Embargo
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The Uneven Road
06:12
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The mead has run dry in these evil days
The stores are emptied of all supply
Controlled by the greedy few
Leaving the rest poor and thirsty
They die upon the sword for a drop of the holy drink
They flood the streets to search for one last bottle
I’ve witness the fall of kings and the rise of tyrants
A taxation of life, time, purpose
All meaning now behind an embargo of lies
Ships at the docks, ships out of the shore
Barrels of light, life and joy
To enter this arena surely means death
But I’ve died before
Pulled out of eternal rest for this quest
A quest for mead, glory and blood
I walk this uneven road
To a kingdom filled with demons devils and hate
What evil would dry the world of drink?
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Great walls high above
Towers cloaked in clouds
Resounding bells tearing through the air
Flags of every color wave
THE FOUNTAINS FULL AND PLENTY
A THOUSAND STATUES IDOLS AND GODS AND YET
The fountains full and plenty
A thousand statues idols and gods and yet
The tavern here is empty
The people are dying in the streets
There has never been more sorrow anguish grief
Lead by the hand into a secret tunnel
Underneath Honey Sip tavern lies the fire
Barrels of oak and willow
Soaking beers meads and rums
300 gold to sip just one
Times are hard but I will not pay
Draw my sword and let the blood spray
Take my fill, fill me need
I am overcome by golden mead
Take to the streets with my might hand
Sword drawn shining I will rule this land
The giver of life
The consciousness creator
Mead is
Mead will always be
Free the barrels from the underground cellar
Give to the people so they can feel better
This is a revolution
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Beckoning Wages
03:21
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A tax must be placed to keep all in line
A written ledger of trade to produce shipments on time
Control the mean control the people
This council will profit from their evil
None stand against these crooked ways
We used to drink thousands of barrels everyday
Now in this twisted court sobriety is the final word
A price to high for one to contend
If we cannot drink we might as well be dead
Forged upon doctrines of order and society
Lies corruption and darkened piety
none escape this tyrants rule
An embargo in place to give power to the few
trade routes routed past the hills
Gates closed and rivers filled
No travel across the land with tax paid by gold in hand
Supplies in demand but who is in command?
No sovereign sight to keep these snakes in line
Are mead has vanished
Our people die
We must rise
We must defy
We will rectify
The blight you hold so high
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Back in a tavern secret and darkened
Light by candles I stole from the market
I drink what is left in these dying city
Some drink called wine, it’s pretty shitty
The beer is stale sour and dark
No liquid honey to fill my heart
Fading away I dream of a time
A farther quest in the back of my mind
Rumors of a revolution to take this kingdom back
Lift the embargo and toss em back
The streets flood with peasants and nobles alike
Something has happening this very night
The shipyard is on fire
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Shipyard On Fire
00:57
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Barrels fall to the bottom of the bay
The rest are on fire
Pirates without jobs is a sad sight indeed
But not as sad as a pirate without mead
The revolution begins
The people take to the tower
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We rise as one
We rebel to get drunk
Take the gates as peasants die
Throats cut up while arrows fly
Unprepared the chaos thickens
I use my magic to push some skulls in
Mighty sword due your duty
Cut the cock of this man
Another victim on my path to mead
These lives mean nothing to me
Circle the lower gate
Set it on fire
Oil and flame
Guards melted to their iron frames
Pirates rush in starting a mess
Looking for rum and lost treasure chests
Running through the streets exposing their cockles
Killing guards and entering the brothels
The tower stairs climb high
angry and stupid the people fill in
pushing and shoving
Falling from the stories like rats
Cut my way through to the top
One by one they all fall down
Pirates guards peasants splat with bloody sounds
Nearer I am to the final tier
Where my destiny is met and I can have a beer
The council chamber I have arrived
So you think you can stop time
I am divine
Brought to life with a magic rune
I am your doom
Cutting away the slime and deceit one by one they fall to my feet
Covered in blood I conquer
I wear the crown
The papers burned the trade released
The land rejoices in a drunken peace
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To the shore I find a charter to lands unknown
The pirates agree to take me
An almost peaceful place
My prize kept was thirty barrels of golden mead from the chambers of blotharia
Where does my destiny now lie?
The past behind me
Another life
Drink with me
And I’ll drink with you
Sail with me
And I’ll watch you do it
Take me to lands unseen
So I can quest for more
Mead
Pirate drinking party
Chug chug chug cough
Fill your mouth with mead or rum
Drink until you think you’re done
The throw back another one
Lets get drunk
Before the ship embarks
Ugthar feels a pull at his alcohol ridden heart
A light from a ruined tower on the near by shore calls him
He approaches
As I wait
To send him on his final journey
His journey amongst the stars
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10. |
Math And Science
06:39
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You're reality has changed
Nothing remains the same
Visions of reality
Cascading from the portal of time
You hold the key
To the gates of infinity
So why?
Fear
Time
At all
Over the world
Beyond the stars
Overcoming the statistics
One with the universe
We turn the clocks to no avail
It's keeps moving
Yet we do not run
Quietly bleeding into the ground
The time keeper bids you tell
Tell the tale
You've spun with spells
Mysteries of life
Profound and innocent
Keeping the lines crosses
And seething
Awake your higher self
Overcoming the statistics
One with the universe
We turn the clocks to no avail
It's keeps moving
We are all illuminated
All the numbers pass the screen
The wall between life and death
I am aware of everything
(All the answers sought)
Third Eye Opening
...... the signs light the skies, destiny provides the gateway to space and time...
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Alaskan Bull Worm Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
The comedy outfit known as ABW brings everything they've got with songs about all matters, like drinking mead and coming out
to your dad.
Offensive To The Ears & Abrasive To The Mind.
Resilient to critics, stamina unyielding, full of piss and vigor.
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