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Machine Man

from Dad I'm Gay by Alaskan Bull Worm

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It's incredible to know 
How far down your life will go
If you follow those who never show
You'll be falling down that hole 
Machine man you can't escape him
Throbbing alibi there's no mistaking 
The past for present the present inside
A god gone queefing to rot out your eyes 

A scientist made a man
He had a dildo for a hand
He used it to please the town but then
The husbands got jealous
They kicked him out from the town
And the kingdom bullied him around
They put up signs that he burn
But he knew that one day he would return

Return to the village he did
When he stepped through the gates all the children hid
They want to mess with the machine man
The man who has a dildo for a hand

Can you give me a hand she said 
Oh
Give me a hand my good man
Oooh
Give me a hand she said

Her name was Jennifer
She liked this Machine Man cause he pleased her
Even though she was married
She didn’t consider the risk
All the dudes in the village got together
All the testosterone in one place
They vowed to kill the Machine Man
Put his dildo right through his face

You’d better get ready for this
He’s gonna fight for Jennifer
You’d better get ready for this
He’s gonna fight for his honor

 
The battle went on for hours
So many people were killed
Machine man fought for Jennifer
But it's her blood that's about to be spilled 

Machine man you've got to save Jennifer
Her husband crazy and trying to murder her
You've got court her as your lass
And stick your dildo up her husbands ass 

He ran up he punched him down
Threw Jennifer's husband six feet in the ground
True love never felt so true
Machine man saved his honey boo

Yeah, he gave her a hand that good man
Ooh
Gave her a hand that man
He did
Gave her a hand
Machine Man
He had a dildo for a hand

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from Dad I'm Gay, released June 17, 2016

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Alaskan Bull Worm Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

The comedy outfit known as ABW brings everything they've got with songs about all matters, like drinking mead and coming out to your dad.

Offensive To The Ears & Abrasive To The Mind.

Resilient to critics, stamina unyielding, full of piss and vigor.
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