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Narrator:
"Our story begins far off in the land of Blotharia, where mighty and chaste knight Cornelius Thorogood rides through the forest on his faithful steed Mafleyodir as if an eagle wings were carrying them to meet the forces of the dark wizard Beendaull.
Towards the wretched tower he rides, the waning light of the world gives one last shine upon his armor, this majestic Hero of good.
Will he vanquish Beendaull? Will he be the hero of this worlds redemption?
He could!
He could be it!
Yes, possibly.
But I don't know, this is not his story, this story is about Ugthar Firestorm
He is not so much a chaste knight. He loves to drink, he hates the law,
he’s a jerk,
but maybe he can save us all.
Because his quest is to find the true mead! The Wolf of the North, The Silence of the storm, The Testicle of the universe!

Because honestly, what has saved humanity time and time again? It's not money, it's not heroes, it's not the law. It's mead, it's alcohol.
So Ugthar Firestorm has taken it upon himself to find The Kingdom of Mead!"

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from Ugthar Firestorm & The Kingdom of Mead, released October 7, 2016

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Alaskan Bull Worm Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

The comedy outfit known as ABW brings everything they've got with songs about all matters, like drinking mead and coming out to your dad.

Offensive To The Ears & Abrasive To The Mind.

Resilient to critics, stamina unyielding, full of piss and vigor. ... more

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