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Trans Bathroom

from Dad I'm Gay by Alaskan Bull Worm

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Alright everybody you better go and check under the bathroom stalls
there might be a pedophile
here we go!

Check underneath, then check above
A pedophile is looking for a chance to make love
They don't use a van! Not anymore!
They're going to the bathroom at the store!

Broad daylight they don't care!
Hiding who they are in different underwear!
They're coming for you and they're coming for me!
It's the only explanation, why can't you see?
They're coming for you, for you, for you!
They're coming for me!
They're different from you, from you, from you!
They're different from me!

Run for your life!
The Transgenders are coming!
They got you in their sights!
They're so unnatural!
Run for your life!
They just molest children!
Lock your stalls tight!


I know for a fact!
They're going to the restroom!
Jesus has my back!
Gonna kick in your stall!
Transgenders are evil!
Flush you down the toilet!
They're not even people!
Then they'll make you suck their balls!

We've got to spread the truth, this is the only real issue!
They're gonna take our country away!
And then they're gonna turn us into the gays!
They're different from you, from you, from you!
They're different from me, from me, from me!

AND THAT'S WHY THEY SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF ME!

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from Dad I'm Gay, released June 17, 2016

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Alaskan Bull Worm Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

The comedy outfit known as ABW brings everything they've got with songs about all matters, like drinking mead and coming out to your dad.

Offensive To The Ears & Abrasive To The Mind.

Resilient to critics, stamina unyielding, full of piss and vigor.
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