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I Need A New Brain

from I Need A New Hobby​-​EP by Alaskan Bull Worm

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i need a new brain
my brain is filthy
my brain thinks about things that grandmas would frown upon
i think about ripping up oragami
i think about spilling your juice
i think about burning your favorite novel
i think about taking a poop
the problem is
i never
FLUSH
periodically
i rip open my skin
i put snacks inside
incase i get hungry sometime
occasionally
i look at your mother
and i think how nice it would be
to make her dinner
without your dad knowing about it
yeah
fuck your dad
he's a bitch
fucking businessman
i have a naughty, naughty brain
and i am not afraid
to use it
i see women on the street
and sometimes i say
"movie quote don't sue"
i want to smother
your tits
in peanut butter

I NEED A NEW BRAIN
DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND
WHERE ARE YOU DOCTOR?
I NEED A NEW BRAAAAAIIIN

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from I Need A New Hobby​-​EP, released March 2, 2018

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Alaskan Bull Worm Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

The comedy outfit known as ABW brings everything they've got with songs about all matters, like drinking mead and coming out to your dad.

Offensive To The Ears & Abrasive To The Mind.

Resilient to critics, stamina unyielding, full of piss and vigor.
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