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I Need A New Hobby​-​EP

by Alaskan Bull Worm

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I Need A New Way Of Dressing Myself (free) 01:09
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I Need A New Brain (free) 02:50
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i need a new brain my brain is filthy my brain thinks about things that grandmas would frown upon i think about ripping up oragami i think about spilling your juice i think about burning your favorite novel i think about taking a poop the problem is i never FLUSH periodically i rip open my skin i put snacks inside incase i get hungry sometime occasionally i look at your mother and i think how nice it would be to make her dinner without your dad knowing about it yeah fuck your dad he's a bitch fucking businessman i have a naughty, naughty brain and i am not afraid to use it i see women on the street and sometimes i say "movie quote don't sue" i want to smother your tits in peanut butter I NEED A NEW BRAIN DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND WHERE ARE YOU DOCTOR? I NEED A NEW BRAAAAAIIIN
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I Need A New Oven (free) 03:12
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I DON'T LIKE TOM BRADY OR DONALD TRUMP pretty much that's the song also your dad is gay
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I Need A New Regulator (free) 03:14
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i need a new regulator don't you understand me bitch? i need a new fucking regulator it's thanksgiving and everything's closed what the fuck don't you understand? i need a new regulator my turkey needs to be in the right temperature so my putrid family can devour it watching them eat oh my god it's filthy let us pray oh my god the gravy what is that cum or mashed potatoes? i don't know they go munch munch with their double chins i've had enough up to the room get the shotgun underneath the bed last thanksgiving ever put an end to the fucking filth you are dead rest in peace grandpa uncle fred i hope you eat this lead fuck you i am in control i am the man of the fucking house you can't stop me no rest in pieces all for a regulator i never fucking had I love my family, this is satire don't sue me i'm gay
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I Need A New Cat (free) 02:40
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released March 2, 2018

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Alaskan Bull Worm Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

The comedy outfit known as ABW brings everything they've got with songs about all matters, like drinking mead and coming out to your dad.

Offensive To The Ears & Abrasive To The Mind.

Resilient to critics, stamina unyielding, full of piss and vigor. ... more

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