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I Need A New Regulator

from I Need A New Hobby​-​EP by Alaskan Bull Worm

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i need a new regulator
don't you understand me bitch?
i need a new fucking regulator
it's thanksgiving and everything's closed
what the fuck don't you understand?
i need a new regulator
my turkey needs to be in the right temperature
so my putrid family can devour it
watching them eat
oh my god
it's filthy
let us pray

oh my god the gravy
what is that cum or mashed potatoes?
i don't know
they go munch munch with their double chins
i've had enough
up to the room
get the shotgun underneath the bed
last thanksgiving ever
put an end to the fucking filth
you are dead
rest in peace grandpa
uncle fred
i hope you eat this lead
fuck you
i am in control
i am the man of the fucking house
you can't stop me
no
rest in pieces
all for a regulator
i never fucking had

I love my family, this is satire
don't sue me
i'm gay

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from I Need A New Hobby​-​EP, released March 2, 2018

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Alaskan Bull Worm Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

The comedy outfit known as ABW brings everything they've got with songs about all matters, like drinking mead and coming out to your dad.

Offensive To The Ears & Abrasive To The Mind.

Resilient to critics, stamina unyielding, full of piss and vigor.
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