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The Ruined Tower I, II, III, IV

from Ugthar Firestorm - The Embargo Of Mead by Ugthar Firestorm

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We rise as one
We rebel to get drunk

Take the gates as peasants die
Throats cut up while arrows fly
Unprepared the chaos thickens
I use my magic to push some skulls in
Mighty sword due your duty
Cut the cock of this man
Another victim on my path to mead
These lives mean nothing to me
Circle the lower gate
Set it on fire
Oil and flame
Guards melted to their iron frames

Pirates rush in starting a mess
Looking for rum and lost treasure chests
Running through the streets exposing their cockles
Killing guards and entering the brothels


The tower stairs climb high
angry and stupid the people fill in
pushing and shoving
Falling from the stories like rats
Cut my way through to the top

One by one they all fall down
Pirates guards peasants splat with bloody sounds
Nearer I am to the final tier
Where my destiny is met and I can have a beer
The council chamber I have arrived

So you think you can stop time
I am divine
Brought to life with a magic rune
I am your doom

Cutting away the slime and deceit one by one they fall to my feet
Covered in blood I conquer
I wear the crown
The papers burned the trade released
The land rejoices in a drunken peace

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from Ugthar Firestorm - The Embargo Of Mead, released May 22, 2020

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Alaskan Bull Worm Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

The comedy outfit known as ABW brings everything they've got with songs about all matters, like drinking mead and coming out to your dad.

Offensive To The Ears & Abrasive To The Mind.

Resilient to critics, stamina unyielding, full of piss and vigor.
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